The game of the week between SLF, TLC and The Pee Wees lived up to all the hype. It was full of hits, errors, Indian Rubbers, runs, and the occasional curse word. Most analyst predicted The Pee Wees to put up a good fight despite their dismal record, and they did not disappoint. However, the retarded good kicking line up of SLF, TLC was just too much for them in the end. Not even hall of famer Jeremiah “14 toes” Whitingham (Kansas City Ballers Kickball Club 1937) could have saved the Pee Wees from the devastating Offense of SLC, TLC.
The first inning of this high-octane game saw SLF, TLC performing at the highest level of play ever seen in a kickball game….EVER. They were able to blank out the Pee Wees kickers in the top of the first. The bottom of the first saw a total of 9 SLF players up to bat. It all started with Jason, Allison, Nick, Erin, and Bernie reaching base. Those first 5 also counted for 3 RBI’s, and 3 runs. After that, we saw another three batters reach base, Polly got another RBI bringing the score to 4 – 0 at the end of the first.
After what looked to be an insurmountable lead, The Pee Wees were able to capitalize on a two run blast to left field. Unfazed by the thought of a comeback, SLF tighten the defense and allowed no more runs in the top of the 2nd. SLF’s batting order brought the pain again with its own two run blast to right field. Jason crushed the ball sending it about 690 ft deep. It was hit so hard that Jason was able to stop and interview with 1st base correspondent Ezekiel Jenkins….here is the transcript of that conversation:
EJ: So, how does it feel to have crushed the ball so far?
JP: Well, I am here to support my team. I know my role as the ball crusher, and take it seriously. Too bad that pitcher didn’t know what was going on bringing that weak shit.
EJ: Are the rumors true that you have tested positive for Muscle Milk, and Jager Bombs before every single game this year?
JP: Forget those damn tests….Oh, I have to run now.
After the interview Jason was able to make it all the way home. Bringing the score to
6 – 2 at the bottom of the second.
Just when we all thought it couldn’t get any more exciting the Pee Wees were able to pull a three run blast to right field out of there collective asses. On a hit that took a dramatic course in the air (attributed to a freak drop in the barometric pressure at that exact instant), we saw the game get within 1 point.
The game slowed down after three seeing two straight innings of three up, three dow
n for both teams. That is, until SLF came out “swinging” in the bottom of the fifth. This was another inning in which we saw 6 people reach base. The play of the Pee Wees became so bad that the umpire began making up calls. Heather was making a dash for 1st base on a dink towards third, when the pitcher attempted an Indian Rubber, AND MISSED. The Umpire however claimed “to hear the ball hit her”, and ended up calling her out. It is the first ‘Invisible Rubber” in MB league history. Heather was able to drive in a run, making the score 7 – 5.
The game ended in an 8 – 5 win for SLF, TLC. After the nights game, league owners, and commissions voted overwhelmingly to enforce instant replays in cases of voodoo Indian Rubbers. Starting in 2010, a red flag (much like in the NFL) will be thrown by coaches if they want to dispute a call.
All in all, the game was a massacre. The hitting clinic that SLF, TLC was something that hasn’t been seen since Ike, and Tina.
The first inning of this high-octane game saw SLF, TLC performing at the highest level of play ever seen in a kickball game….EVER. They were able to blank out the Pee Wees kickers in the top of the first. The bottom of the first saw a total of 9 SLF players up to bat. It all started with Jason, Allison, Nick, Erin, and Bernie reaching base. Those first 5 also counted for 3 RBI’s, and 3 runs. After that, we saw another three batters reach base, Polly got another RBI bringing the score to 4 – 0 at the end of the first.
After what looked to be an insurmountable lead, The Pee Wees were able to capitalize on a two run blast to left field. Unfazed by the thought of a comeback, SLF tighten the defense and allowed no more runs in the top of the 2nd. SLF’s batting order brought the pain again with its own two run blast to right field. Jason crushed the ball sending it about 690 ft deep. It was hit so hard that Jason was able to stop and interview with 1st base correspondent Ezekiel Jenkins….here is the transcript of that conversation:
EJ: So, how does it feel to have crushed the ball so far?
JP: Well, I am here to support my team. I know my role as the ball crusher, and take it seriously. Too bad that pitcher didn’t know what was going on bringing that weak shit.
EJ: Are the rumors true that you have tested positive for Muscle Milk, and Jager Bombs before every single game this year?
JP: Forget those damn tests….Oh, I have to run now.
After the interview Jason was able to make it all the way home. Bringing the score to
6 – 2 at the bottom of the second.
Just when we all thought it couldn’t get any more exciting the Pee Wees were able to pull a three run blast to right field out of there collective asses. On a hit that took a dramatic course in the air (attributed to a freak drop in the barometric pressure at that exact instant), we saw the game get within 1 point.
The game slowed down after three seeing two straight innings of three up, three dow
n for both teams. That is, until SLF came out “swinging” in the bottom of the fifth. This was another inning in which we saw 6 people reach base. The play of the Pee Wees became so bad that the umpire began making up calls. Heather was making a dash for 1st base on a dink towards third, when the pitcher attempted an Indian Rubber, AND MISSED. The Umpire however claimed “to hear the ball hit her”, and ended up calling her out. It is the first ‘Invisible Rubber” in MB league history. Heather was able to drive in a run, making the score 7 – 5.The game ended in an 8 – 5 win for SLF, TLC. After the nights game, league owners, and commissions voted overwhelmingly to enforce instant replays in cases of voodoo Indian Rubbers. Starting in 2010, a red flag (much like in the NFL) will be thrown by coaches if they want to dispute a call.
All in all, the game was a massacre. The hitting clinic that SLF, TLC was something that hasn’t been seen since Ike, and Tina.
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Scot is God's gift to blogging.
Scot amazing blog i seriously feel like i am at these games!!!
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